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Speed makes the difference between walking and running.

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One of my favorite sex games to play is "Rodeo", but my girlfriend wasn't very fond of it.

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The special treatment of dogs need to stop!

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A suicide bombing instructor walks up to his batch of new recruits.

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My elderly mother lay on the ground weeping and begging for me to help her up, but I just sat on the couch laughing

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I've heard the emo national anthem and I must admit I agree with its poetic pull.

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They say excessive masturbation can cause blindness.

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I'm nostalgic for my high school gym classes.

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John Doe was running late when he got hit by the bus he was hoping to catch!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Speed makes the difference between walking and running.	27
One of my favorite sex games to play is "Rodeo", but my girlfriend wasn't very fond of it.	27
The special treatment of dogs need to stop!	27
A suicide bombing instructor walks up to his batch of new recruits.	26
[deleted by user]	26
My elderly mother lay on the ground weeping and begging for me to help her up, but I just sat on the couch laughing	26
I've heard the emo national anthem and I must admit I agree with its poetic pull.	26
They say excessive masturbation can cause blindness.	26
I'm nostalgic for my high school gym classes.	26
John Doe was running late when he got hit by the bus he was hoping to catch!	25